And now starring the Bay City slacker as himself

Remember the time when Nirvana's frontman Kurt Cobain kept repeating the line 'I don't have a gun' in their song 'Come As You Are'?

2009-07-16T15:37:00.002+08:00

He lied.

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind

2009-07-15T10:47:00.000+08:00

The king is dead...... Long live the king !

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It

2009-07-05T14:22:00.002+08:00

Feeling disappointed
Driven by a violent guilt-feeling
and I did "it", "it", "it", "it", "it" over and over again.

I could never struggle more.

Michael Jackson : Bravo and RIP

2009-06-27T23:03:00.004+08:00

The infamous lean from Smooth Criminal

-The King of Pop-
Born : August 19, 1958
Fallen : June 25, 2009

May God bless his children and family and all
And rest in peace.

~Changed the world from 50 years back.

Forget 'bout it

2009-06-27T14:23:00.001+08:00

Sick of crying,
tired of trying.....

Well, outside i'm smiling,
but inside i 'm crying...

Coldslack....... shhh..........

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Wish you were here

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|-------------2----3-------------03320----2033-------|
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Maybe i'm down next stop

2009-05-12T22:37:00.001+08:00

maybe i'm down next stop
maybe i'm down next stop
maybe i'm down next stop
maybe i'm down from stopping you
maybe i'm down next stop
maybe i'm down next stop
maybe i'm down from stopping you

nothing like the feeling of something new

Contract killer - a smooth criminal

2009-04-20T22:27:00.002+08:00

Page 14 from a professional killer's memo............

- I didn't live my life seriously coz nobody got out alive from their life anyways.

- Behind every successful hitman is a dead target.

- Sometimes i tried my best but i failed. So from then on i never tried. I just shoot.

- If I get wounded in a few places, I'd stop going to these few places.

- My family members are annoying. When some thugs kidnaps them, the best revenge against the thugs is to let them keep my family members.

- Hitmans don't act on religious motives. I was once fired by the library where i worked at for putting the library-owned bible into the fiction section.

- When i kidnapped someone for ransom, I'd cut down two fingers instead of one from the victim to his parents. All for just in case if his parents want more proof about the kidnapping.

- I was sent by my clients to kill Catholics, Buddhists, Muslims, French, English and even free-thinkers and atheists. But in the end of the day all of them pray for their lives.

They wanted to go to heaven, but they don't wanna die. This world...........@@

- If a fleet of NYPDs or LAPDs or even GIGNs in police trucks try to chase you down, don't stand in their way.

- Most of my targets are smart and successful, but hated by some people (my clients). I think all of my targets are businessman or politicians and even lawyers. These people always beat me in chess. But they can't beat me in a revolver quick draw.

- Most killers are lonely souls. I am one of them. So every night i always lie on bed and stare at the night sky...... the stars...... the moonlight....... and wonder....... where the heck is my ceiling.

- Gentleman's clubs and strip clubs are my favourite ways to spend the evening. I am a "true" gentleman. For me, guys : no shirt on, no entry. Girls : no dress on, no entry charge.

- The survivalism of pro killers depends on where their position are - either the right end or the wrong end of a gun.

- Don't duck when in a middle of a shootout. It only makes you a sitting duck.

- A certain gun is liked and disliked by certain people. I treasured my trusty, cheap and used
Frontier six-shooter, but to the used item seller it is a piece of crap.

- It's easy to buy guns and ammo these days. The statistics that shows increasing crime wave will stiffen gun control laws are just "plain statistics"

- No matter how professional and responsible as he is, never give a gun to an accomplice. Work alone.

- "what do you feel after shooting someone in the head with a revolver? Remorseful? Or just feeling plain guity?"
"None. All i felt is the recoil of my gun."

Being a hitman is a dangerous game. If i die i wish to die like a simpleton NASCAR racer - peacefully in my sleep - not like the screaming, terrified audiences as the NASCAR stock car come crashing thru them.

Good night and good luck.

0316 hours : Defiance. 5.1 to Lexington Street

2009-04-08T17:21:00.001+08:00

Easy

2009-03-08T16:06:00.003+08:00

I wanna be free, i wanna be high......
thats why i am easy, breezy......

easy like saturday evening....
easy, just like saturday evening.....

Bugger

2009-02-27T10:48:00.004+08:00

Well it was just another sunday morning.

I was lying there, slacking, putting the world behind me...... carefree..... lazing around, basking under the sun....

then my grandpa came into the picture.

He said : "Son, when i was your age, i dun have the chance to lie down and sit on there doing nothing for the whole day. I was out there, seeing the world in a very different perspective and at the same time having fun. You know the craziest things that i did in France last time was to go to the moulin rouge for a cabaret, cheer at the dancers, pick one of them up for a one night stand, getting drunk and spit at the bartender, and of course leave without paying. So son, go out there and enjoy the world while you can."

So i'd followed gramps' words and went to france for a few days. When i came back.......i looked like this.

Granpa was totally surprised. "what did you do? i thought i told you to go out to the world and find fun like never before?" he asked.

I said "well i just followed your word, gramps. i went to france, see the cabaret in moulin rouge, picked up a dancer for a one night stand, drunk, spit at the bartender then left without payingfor the food and beer. But when i started spitting on the bartender, well, i just became like this afterwards. Must be a bad beating."

Grandpa then said "you went to the moulin rouge with whom??"

"my high school friends..... who you going with, gramps??" i asked

" The SS. "

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Nothing to worry bout......

2009-02-07T21:45:00.002+08:00

Sure nothing to worry about!! Seriously.....

Busking is illegal??

2009-01-24T00:24:00.002+08:00

Hey. Alrite, when u saw a metallic-painted guy standing there at a busy street corner, motionless. Or a guy fresh from circus, hands full of tricks and face full of nails (human blockhead), performing in the streets.

It is possible that guy is me. With a fedora hat in front, and a miniscule basketball net attached to it for u guys to aim and throw in ur tips ($$$$).

I am not a panhandler. But a street performer, a busker. Doing things like blockheading a electric drill, acoustic live covers and of course, having fun.

Only. that i m a freakish performer. Not a musician. I can stand under the sun motionless for a few hours, under metallic paint and heavy coat. I can pierce a butter knife thru my nostrils. Lie on a bed of nails. Walk and dance on glass. Lean on nothing. Staple ur 50 dollar note to my arms. Some simple juggling maybe. And i know how to strum out a few songs on my electric guitar.

How much will u give me for that?? for my process, or my productivity??

5 bucks? My dead body!!!!! I dont give a damn.
...... "5 bucks my dead body" = "5 bucks for my dead body"... this is wat ppl on the streets think. Please sell her to me.

It's still illegal. If not i will make more money when i m dead on the streets, my body presented to the crowd, than when i m performing TO the crowd. MY BODY, A FUNERAL.

Nice.

please donate just one dollar to my fedora hat----at least per person------please.

For my funeral. For the vagrant and wretch that performs for you.

I m just a legal alien. A legal alien, like an englishman in New York. As the song goes.

Dance baby dance!!!!!!!!

2009-01-15T11:07:00.002+08:00

but then she said she wanted to dance.....

She said she wanted to move.....

She said she wanted a good time.....

Girl, I think I love you.....

Quite......

Pale horse

2008-12-29T19:16:00.002+08:00

The ringmaster paused at the carousel, watching the carousel horses in their endless circular waltz.

It had been a good day.......

People would be home now......bringing with them full of the sights and sounds of the circus........

Except... Except for a special, chosen few.

Their families would wonder what will become of them....... "what happened there at the carousel??"

But everyone wants to run away to a "better" life at one time or another, don't they....... don't you??

Yes..

..the ringmaster thought, as one of the horses danced by with a new rider every day...

A very good day....

The pale horse heeds not anybody, even his rider.

DON"T RIDE ON THE CAROUSEL

Happy birthday to me

2008-12-16T23:49:00.002+08:00

on 16.12.08 i woke up QUITE early today morn......

made my wish on 12.16p.m.........

Happy birthday.........

good night and good luck.......

TRUE

My birthday cake for this year.......

PEACE

Merry Xmas to all troops who won't be home for christmas.....

2008-12-10T17:06:00.004+08:00

Bush : 5,700 troops to return home by Christmas

Well, it coming up to that time of the year again (Xmas). SOME US troops are returning from Iraq for christmas, but still, there are going to be thousands of people there whom wont be with their loved ones for christmas and new year.....these people being their nation's heroes, soldiers, troops, pilots and seamen alike..... Serving their nation for their citizens with commitment and courage in places like Iraq.....

Yea yea i m not living in the US........(LOL)

but still, I'd like to give big thumbs up to all the men and women who made the decision in life to risk their lifes for the better good of their citizens, and to place themselves behind enemy lines to keep their country safe from harm. They did all these regardless of how their country got into this mess (although i support the war on terror, duh), as for their citizens they are the only hope to preserve a global security.

So hereby i hope you will spare a moment for them this holiday. WISH THEM A HAPPY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.

So for the soldiers out there, if u wished merry christmas to ur comrades, it is a sure thing that u will hear it in return; You're all the best in this planet!!!!!!!! So keep ur heads up, be prepared and stay alert..... look for each other's back too if u're out there behind enemy lines.. You will be coming home to your family soon. Please remember that. SURVIVE.

Merry Christmas....
....
......
.........

PEACE

Boring

2008-12-09T15:09:00.012+08:00

Dei this holiday is boring dei........
the title of this post is "BORING" too........

and if you are interested in wat i did this holiday please highlight the text below....

hey u saw this dont u??

Well the best part in this holiday is that i get to SLEEP more per day compared to the amount of time i slept in a week during college days.... here's how it works...

9.30a.m. - Woke up, but found out that my alarm clock is out of batteries. use this as an excuse to sleep again.
11.00 a.m. - woke up again, but found out that my grandma is not back from the market yet. Continue sleeping.
12.30 pm - woke up for lunch (or breakfast)
1.00 pm. - too TIRED to continue eating. Sleep again. (when we are tired we SLEEP, we dont get drunk)
3.30p.m. - woke up, but is very tired of sleeping. Sleep again (i am TIRED because of sleeping)
5.30 p.m. - today no electric guitar lesson. Sleep la dei!!!!!!
6.15 pm - whole day long sleeping edi, why suddenly stop the tradition? continue sleeping.
8.00p.m - if now i dont sleep later at 11 where got energy to watch movie? sleep again.

Well not only sleep of course..... i still need to BREATHE!!

yea and yea i watched "Quarantine" too, wif my friends from Matrikulasi. Great movie but it was missing something. wat is it missing edi i cant remember sorry.
Yea i finally remembered.... it was missing a CAMERAMAN. (dei the handycam made me @_@. Think cloverfield minus the monster and add in more running and screaming scenes)
But before the movie there was this awesome new movie trailer i saw (its watchmen, dude)

Enjoy!!!! it is opening in march next year.

here's a little list of boredom in this holiday:

1) I became a communist
2) I am bored
3) I ate some Eden chrismas cakes a little TOO EARLY (thats a sin)
4) finally got enough money to buy my own electric guitar (after a few months of guitar lessons now only..... duh..)
5) forgot to return my college text book to the library
6) addicted to pina colada
7) where's that ice cream & cake bar, dude??
8) cant wait to cut my birthday cake on 16th dec, but not eating it (LOL i love cakes)
9) cant find Denny among my friends (if only i really HAVE friends)

My birthday cake.... CUT IT!!

And btw i stole my uncle's digital cam (i dun hav one) to take play for a few days (Shhh dont tell anyone)

Magnificent lava lamps

True....

One day in your life..

Spending nobody nights basking around the beach on a saturday night......

Look closer.... its white...

Its a refrigerator

And for those who r into sand art, enjoy this!

Sitting on DA MOON

2008-12-03T22:35:00.002+08:00

I'm sitting on the moon
Watching planet blue, hello.....
Looking all around
Rotating without sound
Where are you? I'd miss you
So where are you? I'm here, sitting on the moon
Where are you? I am missing..... I am missing you..........

I came from very far
A little lonely star, hello.....
I don't know what to do
It's so cold and blue
without you...... Where are you?
Tell me where are you.....I'm still sitting on the moon
Where..... where are you? I am always missing..... you

As the lonely planet spins thru space
hoping one day he will see your face
but it's still you.......

WHERE ARE YOU??????

Picture of the week......

2008-11-23T19:40:00.001+08:00

You must be at least this tall to join the Nazi Party.....

What??

2008-11-19T22:05:00.002+08:00

A sad V

A happy V

V when he is angry

............

Nobama

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NO-bama

Nothing

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Lets write a p0st about nothing......

Definition of nothing

Chracteristics of nothing

Nothing looks like this......

Nothing being abused in life

Nothing is there...........

Nothing, moments before his death.....

Nothing is being used as a WMD in Iraq.....

Pict Of The Week

2008-10-19T21:41:00.004+08:00

I killed the teddy, but i swear it was in self defense.......
I killed the teddy, but U can't say it's a capital offense.....

And I killed the teddy, but I didn cut his head down......
I swear.......
It was just self defense.......
And i didn cut his head down.....

DOOOD

Raindrops are fallin' on mi head.........

2008-10-16T22:03:00.003+08:00

Before there was a downpour, there are dark storm clouds gathering in the night sky for a feast. Then they started clanging each other's shield and guns together (thunder). Throw in some cigarretes and matches for our storm cloud marines and then they was (lightning??). Throw in some supplies of dynamites for them and (thunder and Lightning ????)

Then they started assaulting(Downpour). Start with random hails of raindrops, randomly, coated over a large area, without a rush. (dei they hav enough calibre to kill some flies dei, dun mess wif them).
Then it was a hail or heavy artillery and 50mm gun ammunitions, munitions, televisions, and sometimes frogs and fishes (very heavy downpour). Concentrated fire, a sense of rush. These artillery ammunitions tend to spread bomblets and munitions or mines over a large area (Flood), which have the potential to disable or even permanently destroy any vehicles in that area. My puny Kancil was already May Day jus after 2 hours of heavy rain (maybe i parked it too low).

Dei too much of Company of Heroes edi yesterday.........
BTW,.........today.....

The casualties : Kenny. Only Kenny. Of all the cars at the same area, my car was hit the most. The inside of my car was a quarter filled with "water". A puntured tyre. Dirty, dirty,dirty...... Some snails swimming in my water-filled car (how did they get there DOOD????)

Cause of death : Today's not a holiday, so everyone working (my parents' car was parked at a safe spot). Had to wash my car alone, change spare tyre alone....... Pee in the drain outside my house (thank god i m alone at that time). Get dirty. Had to drive to some F***** unknown car wash to remove the liquid still trapped underneath the car's carpet (and some snails).

BTW, snails really can swim. I still saw some still alive in the drain half-full after dinner. I think there's still some at a puddle not far from here too........

P.S. : Company of Heroes is a NICE ONE wei.........

Things that..........

2008-10-09T22:28:00.002+08:00

Things that the whole world wants you to believe.........

Nothing
This list of things is true. this sentence is true also
Facebook rocks
Elton John is not gay. He is just lonely.
Najib doesn't know how to use C4
Badawi will give up his PM post to najib in March
1+1=2
there's a future in Malaysian football
the FBI and CIA is not after you
there's no such thing as Man In Black
there's no area 51
Rosewell is actually test drive dummies
Everything is fine everywhere in the world
War is peace, Peace is war
Iraq has WMDs
Uwe Boll can direct good movies
High school musical rocks
Pi is equal to 3.14159
Bert is not a bird
the early bird gets the worm
We support free speech and freedom for all people
Mount Rushmore is carved out
Quebec in Canada is French property
you will get drunk after taking in alcohol
Toilets and lavatories are different things
We evolved from monkeys
French fries is french
2x^2 + 3x + 9 = 0
world War 2 is a part of history
malays have brains, emotions and feelings, too
the difference between a girlfren and a wife is one is not married while the other one is married
We governments are not hiding anything
An Inconvenient Truth is a fictional documentary
there is no ghosts and spirits. The white glow u saw jus now was just some psychedelic jellyfish
islam, Allah and the Quran is Peaceful
Kenny can't be a bartender coz YOUR DAD wants him to be an engineer

Things that the whole world doesn't want you to know......

this post
Everything
This blog post is a shit
Elton John is not gay. He is a SHE, dood..........
Najib can't use c4. His henchman knows how to
Thesaurus is actually a species of extinct dinosaur
Barney is a paedophile who tempts children into his ****** blankie with song and dance
Martin Luther King is not dead yet. He is now an Amish.
The Pussycat Dolls cannot sing
there's no area 51, but there's area 52
Badawi and Anwar both has take up acting as their hobby, and scamming as their part time job
Mafia Wiseguys like to cement their victim's shoes before they throw them into the river to ensure "a good'ol' drownin' pig". But they actually can kill them by suffocating them by cementing their heads..... (so u say they can run if their shoes is not cemented?? dood when ur head is in cement, ur head is on the floor and ur feet is in the air, dummnuts)
We don't evolve from monkeys. We are still monkeys (the most rigid specimen being George bush and Pak Lah)
when still a teenager, Pak Lah was known as Fak Lah to all the bullies out there at that time
Chuah Soon Peng has a friendster page (not the real CSP)
War is PISS, and PISS is war
Vin Diesel is slated to star in the new movie titled "XXY", as a sequel to the movie "XXX". But in "XXY" he will spend most of the 2-hour movie time (and his money) discussing about his sex chromosomes..... Dei boring la dei......
The best way to die is to walk around Mecca while holding a puppet of Mohamad or Allah (oh yea, allah is invisible.....u can't see him in mosques)
Allah has his own line of action figures, and the boxes are all empty (he's invisible, dood!!! Don't complain bout our product)
the difference between a girlfren and a wife is actually 15 kilograms
Mount rushmore is formed naturally instead of carved
U dun get drunk by alcohol, U get TIRED !!!!!!!!
Islam, Quran and Allah is not peaceful. It is a disease that causes ppl who come in contact to blow themselves up (in Iraq, Israel......maybe later u can find this disease in Iran)
Big Bird is not a bird. It is Bert trying to dress up like a "freakin' banana"
the early bird gets the worm........the early worm gets eaten by the bird
High school musical SUCKX
Chinese and Indians hav emotions, feelings and brains
JFK is not killed by an assassin. He was killed by a BULLET.
A bar is actually a pub
In your dreams, NOOBS pwn YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonald McWonald is actually elmer fudd's cousin (note the tongue twist OMG)
Our national astronaut played CS in space (with aliens with 4 hands with 7 fingers on each)
Kenny wanna be a Bartender...........

Picture of the Week - All bout Malaysia

2008-10-02T22:22:00.013+08:00

Ok i was sorry for skipping a few articles on Pict of the week to give way for some previous stoopid articles (see for yourself)......Pardon

So i posted this post wif some extra material (more pictures instead of one)......

This is all the images of Malaysia today...... Enjoy..........

The typical PDRM Uniform spokesperson.

The typical Traffic police readying his list to pwn some unlucky driving noobs for duit kopi

At least they are better than the Polish Riot Corp., who dressed up like your favourite cartoon characters

A gallery of monkeys found in the tropical forests of Malaysia

Abdullah : I work VERY hard in parliament every day !!!!!!!!!

PKR = Parti Komunis Rakyat

Want Or Not???????

When VK Lingam is asked about the pig : "It sounds like me, it looks like me.... but you can't say its 100% me !!!!!!!!"

List of ppl who refused to bayar duit kopi, got charged under isa, got c4-ed by najib or mistakenly bought a Proton or Perodua.

Feelin' kinda bad 'gain today..........again

2008-09-29T18:40:00.004+08:00

Nooooo not again.....
OMG chemistry still got so many chapters i didn even touched........leh.....
Concentrate.......concert.....concentrate......concer---- dei!!!!!!!!! can't concentrate !!!!!!!!

OOO i see that you are very happy....... very happy rite??.. Celebrate.... keep on celebrating lah..... celebrate....don't stop...
Celebrate..... celebrate summore.......celebrate summore lah.......C'mon lah celebrate!!!!!!!!!!!!

You think your girlfren is beautiful eh??? let me tell you sumthing leh...........

So ya' fell in love wit a beautiful gurl
da one who made ya' mind twist n' twirl
da one who fill ya' nights wit ecstasy
dun eva tell mi she's not ya' fantasy
but do believe mi, i'ma tellin' ya'
she's no ya' typical love highwire
she's hard to care, she's hard to bear
with all those people out there with their stare
coz everyone wants her, wants a piece from ya' cake
it'sa decision hard for ya' to make
everyone loves her, everyone is jealous of ya'
looks like they wanna strangle ya' wit a rough slit wire

So eva since ya' got that beautiful gurl
I know ya' been watching ya' friend
worrying bout da time the two of them spend
But let me tell ya', it will neva end
And i know ya' stared in her eyes
to look for the lies
coz ya' fear that she's tellin' ya' lies when da truth is clear
something that u dunwanna to hear
well, it'sa just a bad sweet dream
after ya' got ya' queen

its plain obvious everyone likes her, everyone loves her
Everyone wanna seduce her
coz her beauty burned so bright on the right
like a neon sign there in the night
Everyone's jealous of ya'
there's no more ya' can do
just dun let her go too far
or it will sure leave a scar

That's wat happin' if ya' fell in love wit a beautiful gurl.......
fooling ya' with tears in eyes
cover ya' with kisses and lies
but at the end of the day
she may run away
to someone out there
So someone will cry coz they lost you
someone will thank god for the gurl they jus got
from you

In da "bad" mood tday..........

2008-09-27T21:34:00.003+08:00

Dei today saturday, yea yea..... Mi feelin' da little bad' thingy goin' on inside da mi...
I'ma feelin' bad, bad teday..... very bad bad. Bad to da bone, so help mi pick up mi phone.
And yousa ask why???

Don hang up. See fer yerselves. Today morn' mi gotta poundin' from mi own focky clocky, whenna sun is still feedin' onna mornin' porky.
Dei, i was wide awake bored, i'ma seriously gored, gored, gored.
Coz onna saturday mornin' lide this, somethin' made mi miss, and thats da scholarship piss.
Then mi rush to da bathrum to carass ma seed, afta a nite of puttin' a girl in ma head and into mi bed.
Ther ain't no time fer di soap to spin, if dat does it mi tought ma shower had turned to gin.
Lame is da breakfast, of bread n some butter.
And hell lamer is mi parents, for following mi to da scholarship clutter.....
Boy, sure wishha' kicked them to Belfast
Then there comin' the tie, who'd nearly strangle mi to die.
so do da pink shirt of ma own, who'd made peepol say mi gay, damn, that is blown.
Yea !!!!!! finally ready to go to skool, or shud mi say, a college wit some blues.
then mi say watta' rehearsal is dat, bored to da dead, dun say i'ma mad.
it'sa deadpool in da fockin' crammin' hall, inna college run by those cockin', scammin' laws.
afta rehearse i wanna' scape' da hall, but hell, mi name is called.
theres no where to hide, luck is not on ma side.
So i walk up the stage, to get mi wage.
Yea dat was piece of cake, but da heat destroys mi wake.
So i walked outta' de fray, and i say to mi self, thats da way.

wat a day, WOW, an evening with May.
Yessss laaaa............ Feelin' bad tday
Bad to da bone, so help mi pick mi up da phone.
I'ma callin' you
Coz it's da beginning of the end,
and yousa want thins' to go faster??
It's the beginning of the end
Now everythin's too slow for yousa ? Yousa are edi one step closerI
t's the beginning of the end, So please say Amen!!!!!!!!!!

Damn!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, mi hadda bad headache now......

The Harmless Prankster...... Hearing is believing DOOD

2008-09-24T21:14:00.002+08:00

Me the emo, lone wolf, prankster, slacker.... all the glories in real life.

The dumbcracks (as opposed to wisecracks) and jokes i pulled off in real life (not ciplak, all me, only me) :

1) when confronting a liar..........
Liar : I'm not lying lar........ can i get money from others by lying to you?
Me : You can't of course. (after 3 seconds) Just kidding. Then where's my money??

2) when chatting with Khuan Chean on MSN......
Me : WTF la u
Chean : LOL swt
Me : WTF stands for "wednesday, tuesday, friday" la....... Wat The Fock do u think WTF stands for??

3) with Je Vin and Khuan Chean at the cafeteria..........
JE Vin : these days some guy always make calls to me, speaking in cantonese.....I dun understand wat he says
Chean : ummm maybe ah longs called u. You'd owe them money????
Je Vin : no la
Chean : they got pour red paint all over ur property bo??
Me : dei ur car is already red la........ same only
Je Vin : they called me three times already today
Me : the first time they call you, you shud say "halo, ini balai polis bukit aman......"....

4) at the ping pong table........
i) Baboo : Oi !!!!!!!!! Touch leh !!!!!!!!! Got Touch !!!!!!!!!Ma le !!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : ya, got touch. Touch----- the floor......

ii) Satish : Last ball....... I serve..........
Me : last ball......... I win.........

iii) Raj : Hah !!!!!!!!! Tiebreak !!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : NO tiebreak la !!!!!!!!! Go for ur teabreak, its time, dei !!!!!!!!!!!!

iv) Baboo : Oi !!!!!!!!! Not Fair !!!!!!!!!!! Need WARMUP la oi!!!!!!!!! Morning only ma, smash me edi !!!!!!!!!!!! Fock u la kenny !!!!!!!!!
Me : Why dun U COOLDOWN 1st b4 u WARMUP la dei............

5) with my family.........
i) While eating a whole complete cake............
Me : Dad, can u please cut the whole cake into 4 pcs instead of 8 pcs for me to eat?? I m not feeling very hungry now.

ii) With my teenage sister, who likes asking me many unnecessary questions........
Sister : Hey kor wats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife???
Me : ummm........ about 20 kg............

iii) with my grandmother, who is a little bit religious.........
Grandma : We eat only vegetables on Cheng Beng today.
Me : why la?? Vegetarians eat vegetables only coz they HATE plants, not that they like animals.
I m plant lover!!!!!!!!!!!!
(guess wat happens to me that day in Cheng Beng)

6) chatting with Kevin Tan..........
i)Kevin : wa the petrol price went up edi ar. How much u need to pay for ur Kancil's fuel??
Me : About 10 fillet-o-Fishes lo.........

ii) Kevin : wa last week the petrol price went down to 2.55 edi.
Me : Still 9 fillet-o-fish gone...........

iii) Kevin : wa kenny!!! u didn go to class today ar?? haha
Me : eh, if u enjoy wasting time, YOU are NOT wasting time.

7) with Veanu
i) Veanu : No i am not drunk..... i am not drunk...... i am taaaaay-yeeeddd
Kenny : No i am not drunk...... i am not drunk...... i am jus Kenny. Kenny acting normal.
(i haven't say that to veanu. Spoilers alert)

8) with my gaming friends.....
Me : hey u all know ar. last night i dream when i slept, and inside there i dreamt that i owned u guys 10 to 3 in a game of CS. but i woke up today feeling sad.
Why???
Coz I know that i could beat u guys more than that !!!!!!!!!
If only i hav time........

9) with baboo...
Baboo : come la lets go makan or drink
Me : cannot la. I broke. Until i need to sell my wallet to get that extra $$.

Yeah !!!! Life !!!!!

2008-09-19T21:19:00.006+08:00

Yesterday I got dumped by my girlfriend, she says I was more like a friend.
She says she was bored by me, so she sent the divorce letter to me.
I was sad and was depressed, then I got it processed,
coz I saw the personal ads section, on today's newspaper stub.
So i decided to write to the paper, to escape from this boring life of mine.
I think I was "high" at that instant, but in my paper i wrote........

"If you like White Russians, and the smell of the oceans,
or maybe not both of them, then i will give you a hand
thru the dreamy nights we will spent, making love in the sand.
And maybe if you like cocktails and moonlit nights, with tropical twists melting in your sights,
Then you must be the lady I want, please write to me, come to me and escape"

I totally forgot 'bout my ex, whilst waiting for my next.
Coz I rather dump another Miss Right, and fall to the arms of a Miss Right Now.
So today when I anticipated with high hopes, and I am not sure if I am high on dopes
coz in the ads section, I chanced upon the reply Miss Right Now wrote.....

"Yes I like White Russians, and of course swimming in the oceans.
I like going down to sea, where we can stimulate our chemistry.
I am not quite into cocktails, I am into milk shakes.
Be I am sure we will be falling in love, in the shades of a two's summer cove.
So come and meet me tonight, at the local Martini Bar.
And we will plan our escape, to Bahamas, to Key Largo,
the serenading landscapes."

And I waited for her with high hopes, and finally Miss Right Now walked into the bar.
I suddenly realised I recognised the smile on her face, but I thought it's a farce.
Then I know I knew the countours of her body, and the smell of her fragance.
Yes, it was my own ex-girlfriend, when she saw it's me she said "Ah, its you...."
This put a smile to our faces, I said "I never knew....."

...........That you like White Russians, and the smell of the oceans.
And also the two's summer cove, where we will be making love the whole night thru.
And of course the moonlit nights of paradise, with the passionate seaside bands.
We will be going from coast to coast, Bahamas to Key Largo.
We will get there fast, but later take it slow there.
You're the one I looked for, lets escape together."

Sic' em, Zeus !!!!!!!

2008-09-18T19:23:00.009+08:00

Lol spore.....
Quite a nice game actually though. Well here are some aliens i have created........

Stage 1, the 8 eyed snowman (look for the mouth on its arms) and note that the dots that make up the mouth on its face are actually EYES.......the same goes to the buttons..

Stage 2 (hey a Chinese imperial guard)

And the Ig-Gloom........the city hall....

and another seperate branch, the Hearteater....

and the Vacuum Cleaner

and of course George Bush, hell......

Picture of the Week

2008-09-15T20:47:00.004+08:00

This is the current state of affairs of Malaysian polictic............. U do the math........
I noe my math sux, but dun call ISA PLEASE................ call the edu jabatan instead.......

World War 1.0

2008-09-11T12:40:00.023+08:00

LOL world war 1 is just your average paintball game gone awry........

Last time it was an international effort to play paintball together, so a total of 64238000 gamers from all over the world converge to make war.........without doubt that the weapons they r holding are in fact real guns...........

Turkey has joined the game.
MehMAD-5 (Turkish Sultan) has joined the game.
ferdinand fock (French Supreme Commander of Allies) has joined the game.
France has joined the game.
Franz FerdiNAAN (Archduke of Austria) has joined the game.
Austria has joined the game.
Germany has joined the game.
Russia has joined the game.
Gavrilo the Principal (Serbian YOUNG Bosnia operative)
Serbia has joined the game.
Italy has joined the game.
Kitchener (war secretary of UK) has joined the game.
UK has joined the game.
USA has joined the game.
Woodrow Wilson (USA president) has joined the game.
Belgium has joined the game.

*Turkey, MehMAD-5, Franz FerdiNAAN, Austria, Germany and Italy has joined Team “Central Powers”.*
*Ferdinand Fock, France, Russia, Serbia, Gavrilo the Principal, kitchener and UK has joined Team “Allies”*
*USA and Woodrow Wilson has joined Spectators*

ferdinand fock : hi
Gavrilo the Principal : hi
MehMAD-5 : yo
Italy : hey
Germany : achtung
Austria : hi guys
Russia : hey noobs
Belgium : Lol???

*franz ferdinaan has been eliminated by gavrilo the principal*

Russia : hahahaha
UK : lol
Franz ferdiNAAN : wtf I died already? I didn even say my greetings yet. We didn even do the warmup yet
ferdinand fock : lol u retard there is no fockin warmup here. U think the war can wait?
Serbia : ROFL franz u noob. Anyways good job gavrilo
Gavrilo the principal : thx man
Turkey : Lame.
Austria > franz : lol u fockin suck. My duke is a noob.
Franz ferdiNAAN : OMG OMG I didn even do anything yet OMG this game sucks
*franz ferdinaan has disconnected from the game*

Austria > franz : lol u coward noob. I can go on without u.
Germany > Serbia : u r really gonna get it serby. I will help u out austria
Austria > germany : alrite here’s the plan. U cover me from flanking Russians when I strike the serbs. Cool?
Germany > Austria : does dat means dat u will put ur force on Russia coz I wanna kill france?
Austria : @_@......... jus help me out in Serbia 1st ok?
Germany : cool
Kitchener : hey u gays know wat private Team chat is?
Austria : STFU
Turkey : hahaha OMG u both fags
Germany : STFU turkey muslimins who u fighting for huh
mehMAD-5 : dun tarnish islam u hanging corksucker. This means jihad but I need to prepare 1st.
*mehmad-5 and Turkey has gone afk*

Austria : oi u two noobs come back b4 we lose our arses here

****Serbian war with Austria*****

Serbia > Austria : STFU u are winning here but u still need help? Dood I m being blitzkrieged. Russia help me.
Germany : haha bye bye serby boy
Russia > Serbia : like dat I m not getting pounded here? I am routed at tannenburg here boy. Y dun u come help me instead?
Serbia > Russia : like u have helped me b4 retard? Lol their target is u, but I m jus blocking them
Russia > Serbia : whos the retard who started the war huh. Thx to u lol
Gavrilo the Principal : that’s me.

*gavrilo the principal has been eliminated by Austria*

Gavrilo the principal : lol shud hav keep my mouth shut
Austria >gavrilo : hah finally found u noob.
*gavrilo the Principal has disconnected from the game*

Italy > Team Central Powers : hey guys u haven’t told me wat to do yet lol. Put me in da fray. Giv me sumthing to do.
Germany : jus go attack sumbody u slacker. Dun jus sit there voluntarily and keep whining bout ntg to do. Wats the entente truce for lol
Italy : its only for defense purpose. If there’s ntg to do I go build up my army 1st
*Italy has left Team Central Powers and joined spectators*

Austria : wtf he left our team
UK : lol
Kitchener : haha at least the turks didn leave u both fags
Germany : STFU noob. We still can go on, trust me Austria. Lol
Belgium : are u talking bout ur “relationship” wif Austria?
Germany > Belgium : shut up u little bitch I m coming after u grr. But 1st hav to settle france 1st. lemme go thru ur mainland Belgium to france
Belgium : y dun u go thru hell instead

Belgium : wtf u rushed me. Damn u germans. hey I tot u say u wanna settle france 1st?
France : shut up arse. Help me block them for a while. Ferdinand fock is still warmup.
UK : lol I tot ferdinand say there’s no warmup here?
France : lol STFU. R u my teammate or not lol.
Germany : lol Belgium u r blocking my view, and I dun hav wheels. I m not fast enough to pass ur border.
Belgium : lol I seriously need help now fock’d it

The rape of belgium
*Belgium has been eliminated by germany*

Belgium : wtf france u weakling sux fock. Where r u when I need u huh
*Belgium has disconnected from the game*

France > Belgium : says who? who’s the one being pounded now?
Austria : u are
Ferdinand fock : not any more. I’m back
Germany : wtf I lost marne and ypres. Damn u ferdi
Kitchener : haha germany suckx
Austria : do sumthing
Germany : like if as u did sumthing besides getting the 1st casualty of the game
Austria : who’s afraid of Russia in the 1st place lol
Germany : jus shut up and keep advancing for Stalemate
*mehMAD-5 and Turkeyhas rejoined the game under team central powers*

Turkey> Central powers : OMG all my teammates r noobs. Look at the mess
Germany : shut up noob
Mehmad-5 : ya shut up turk. Who’s the sultan here? I m also ur teammate silly
Turkey : I m ur country silly, and quick declare jihad u slacking corksucker
Russia : ya sultan mehmad, who’s the Tsar here?? Hahahahahahaha muslims
mehMAD-5 : who’s the commie here dood?? I declare jihad on u commie
Serbia : ROFL Lmao
Germany : shut up serby. U r losing don’t forget

********Turkey attacks Russia*********

Austria : finally help came to the russian front
Russia > Turkey, MehMAD-5 : hey u arse. That was jus a laugh. Dun be so emotional
Turkey : like if as u said dat to urself when u bcome a commie later? Lol
mehMAd-5 : ok my job here is done. Jihad declared. I m off
Turkey : ya bb u coward
Germany : bb. “good job” there
*mehmad-5 has disconnected from the game*

UK : another coward gone
Germany : STFU UK I m coming after u. lol french fry we will meet again at stalemate and verdun

Kitchener : OMG chlorine
USA : buy some gas mask

Kitchener ; i edi hav it can;t u see the pic noob

UK : wtf the german zepps are bombing me
USA : buy some AA guns
Turkey : wtf is AA guns?
Germany : cool I also got U boats, not only bombs
Kitchener : more like U butts
Russia : hahaha lol

Germany > kitchener: hah my U butts kicked UR butt
Kitchener : arr there goes my dreadnought
USA : buy some torpedo boats or minelayers or even chain nets for defense
UK : can u shut up and bring ur butt here to help us?
France : ya USA u useless come over here lol
USA : how la I live at the other side of the world u bum. Neeed time. Woodrow didn even giv me an army yet
UK : then hurry up now dood I m getting bombed hard
Turkey : wtf are all those technologies??????? Torps????? Dreadnuts??? wat the……..
*Woodrow Wilson has gone afk*

USA : n now he is afking………
Germany : lol it’s an easy job to bring ur army over, USA…..

USA : MG u torped the US Lusitania liner. Wait till wood gets wind of this. This means war man. But lemme confirm from Woodrow 1st.
*usa has gone afk*

Turkey : lol USA u noob
Russia : shut up noob
Austria > germany: u nutsack we r winning the war coz USA didn help them. U think ur actions helped us much eh u dumbass
Germany : STFU and let me direct the next theater. U jus sit back and relax
*Italy has rejoined the game under team Allies*

Italy : hi all
UK : hi n thx for joining us
Ferdinand fock : hi new member
Germany : wtf I tot we had a fockin truce entente, Italy
Russia : the truce is focked
Ferdinand fock : hahaha
Germany > Ferdinand fock : jus shuddup and meet me at Verdun

**********Verdun Battle, the Mincing Machine ************

France : omg gas gas gas. UK come help me.
Austria : no more marne for u French fry
UK > France : how to help u la? I m trapped at kut by the turks.
Ferdinand fock : Russia come help then
Russia : how can. I m meeting kitchener.
Kitchener : I m on the way to Russia by sea.

*kitchener has been eliminated by UK*

Kitchener : wtf I stepped on the sea mines planted by my motherland. Hell
UK : I told u to play minesweeper b4 u play this game lol
Russia : haha u suck noob noob noob nooob nooobnoooob
Italy: shut up commie. I m losing to Austria now
Russia : dun be a facist
Italy : don’t be a commie. Ooops too early for that. Oktober revolt still far. Btw I m goin home to curb facism inside me.
*Italy has disconnected from the game*

Russia : facist sux ROFLLOLOLOLOL
Kitchener : shut up commie. There’s no talk between us now arse
UK > kitchener : shut up noob. U r dead already.
*Kitchener has disconnected from the game*

France : hah I won at Verdun
Germany : fock that lucky gunner of urs. U hit my armoury. There goes my supplies LOL
UK : haha jutland is mine
Germany : fock u minelayers and depth charges. Lucky. Noooo my U boats
UK : yea right, u r lucky too, noob. U think everyday is a Sunday ar??
Austria > Germany : wth r u doin huh we lost the sommes lol
France : lol u both fags sux
Germany : STFU. U allies lost more men than me in somme. Btw, where’s the US retards? Hah I bombed ur merc ships, US.
*Woodrow Wilson and USA has rejoined the game under team Allies”

Woodrow wilson : I heard that, achtung germans
USA : hi all
Woodrow Wilson : hey guys
UK : u shud hav come to help earlier retards
Ferdinand fock : yea and to fill up our gaps
USA : shut up noobs woodrow didn even giv me an army to start
Woodrow Wilson > USA : wats ur prob, man…. I m giving it now, can’t u see? And I wan u all to begin frontal assaults instead of trenches.
UK : wats the matter wif u noob? Their MGs will make short work of your doughboys
USA > UK : more like the short work the germans made wif their stormtroopers on ur puny trenches eh
UK : shut up. I hav other weapons. wait and see

***********Feb revolution in russia*************

Russia : o wtf, the feb revolt. This sux
Turkey : haha commie sux
Russia : I m not yet a commie dood
Turkey : wth is a revolt?

Arab revolt Against the three leaders of turkey empire

Turkey: oic wat u mean by revolt
Austria : hey noob read more books or u will put us in tight mud u nooob
Turkey : at least I am still going on. Caucasus here I come again
Russia : hey u tot I dun suffer from the February revolt ar? Omg here comes the Oktober revolt. Shit

Oktober revolt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Russia has been eliminated by himself*

Russia : this sucks. Lame
Turkey : OMG u killed urself noob
Germany : help me say thanks to lenin lol
Austria : haha now u r a commie. Dun deny it. Lol noob killed himself
Russia : shut up u both fags
*Russia has disconnected from the game*

Germany : haha Russia fockin sux
Turkey : lol all bcoz of my army in caucasus
Austria : shut up muslimin its bcoz of u coming in late and jihading around
Turkey : like u hav did anything besides losing to serbia
Serbia : lol this game bores. I m outta here. And yea I won u Austria !!!!!!
*Serbia has disconnected from the game*

USA : lol that sucking weak serb
UK : lol STFU they held on ur place when u were afking noob
Woodrow Wilson : lol all my teammates are arseholes
UK : shut up u arsehole.

UK : yea I hav Mark 1 tanks
France : Gratz
USA : cool
Germany : wif that u expect to break trench warfare? Lol man I goes for only 4 miles per hour at max

Germany : wtf they actually can cross the gap !!!!!!!!!!! holy ****
UK : lol no more somme trenches for u achtung. And this is for u turks. See u in thanksgiving, turk.

Turkish Armistice at Mudros

Turkey : noooooooo. Damn u allies I lost Sinai and Palestine. I neeed an armistice now.
Germany : for wat? Keep on fighting !!!!
*Turkey has been eliminated by Team Allies*

USA : lol
Ferdinand fock : yea 1st surrender of the war
Austria > turkey : **** ********** u damn weakling suck cork
Turkey : shut up noob. As I say all my teammates are noobs.
Germany : whos the 1st loser here lol
Austria : turki u noob I would like u to be on my dinner plate at thanksgiving
Turkey : u both gays are not gonna spoil my day
*Turkey has disconnected from the game*

Germany : now its time to start spring cleaning !!!!!!!!!
Austria : lol spring offensive.
UK : here we go again……….

UK : arrghhhhh

France : lol ouch. Hey USA do sumthing u r jus filling up our gaps now
USA : dats wat u want me to do at the 1st place, isn it
*Italy has joined the game again, under the team Allies*

Italy : yo long time no see
Ferdinand fock : now only u come back facist
Italy : its still the emperor speaking u noob, not bennytow
France : STFU and jus kill Austria together wif us k
Austria : OMG OMG OMG no fair u tag teamed. Lol noobs can’t do it alone

*Austria lost at Vittorio Veneto *
*Austria has been eliminated by Italy*

Italy : who’s the noob here dood?
Austria : lame. Not fair. So many players against me. Noobs need to team up though
UK : and fags tend to complain everytime there is chance
USA : lol gj Italy
italy : thx lol
Austria : where r u germans when I need u??
Germany : like I didn ever need u b4???? Where were u when sommes came? And WTH is ur fockin navy?
France : their navy is focked
Woodrow Wilson : ROFLOLOLOLOLOL
Austria : shut up noobs. Germany u can do it
*Austria has left the game*

USA : hahaha u are all alone now german fag
Germany : holy**** holy**** now wat???
Woodrow Wilson : I m goin to attack berlin k?
France : or else u wanna attack paris? Lol noob thinker
USA : shut up noob
********German revolt**********
Germany : o this fockin sux I hav a revolt inside me
USA : yea!!! I reached berlin
Germany : omg omg OMG
UK > USA : finally u did sumthing

Before versailles
*Germany is eliminated by USA*
*The Team Allies won the game !!!!!!!!!!*

ferdinand fock : cool
France : gg all of u except u german fag
Germany : lol this game blows
Italy : haha u fag
UK : ROFL LMAO
USA : awesome
Woodrow Wilson : cool all of you
UK : STFU wat did u did here wood except for increasing our casualties in frontal assaults??? U noob
Woodrow Wilson : ok I gtg bb
*Woodrow has disconnected*
Ferdinand fock: lol dat arse
Italy : lol in the next game WW2 I am not goin to join u allied noobs leh
France : lol who needs ur help dumbass.
UK : yea u r not much help u facist
Germany : lol u facist
France : shut up nazi pig
*France and Ferdinand fock has disconnected*
UK : haha Italy and germany fags and facist and Nazis
USA : lol bye bye noobs
*UK and USA has disconnected*
Italy > Germany : haha u faggy nazi noob.
*Italy has disconnected*
Germany : lol no one is left. I know, lets go hear hitler’s speech

*Germany has been eliminated by Nazi Hitler revolt*
Germany : o shyt
*Germany has disconnected*

***i apologise for some inaccuracy with reference to the actual WW1, and i REALLY REALLY apologise if the fictional facts actually made the actual happenings look more fiction (for hardcores only)*******

Tomorrow trials........

2008-09-07T18:49:00.004+08:00

Oh no......oh no..... the trials....it starts.....tomorrow??? I thought it was next next week though.....

Ahhh, fuck it....

....... the US open is still playing tonight. Dunno who's against who tonight, but I think it's the repeat of the men's semis (no not federer and Joker-vic again).......the repeat of finals is tomorrow..... fuck Astro again for spending the whole sunday showing the repeats instead of the finals (anyways, congrats to the Bryan twins for beating the black-white Zebra). Well, maybe not, coz the rain that floods my front road and nearly flood my house yesterday night has somehow found a way towards the Land Of The Spinning Stars (Uncle Sam was probably being K.O.ed by the british when he designed the flag) and soaked a will-be stunning win of Murray over Nadal. Damn, how i miss those Spanish suckling pigs.....no wonder they delay the telecast of the finals.....can't wait to watch the semis i missed yesterday tonight.....

Ahhh...... a new Rozel couch in my living room....... can't wait to nap on it tonight...

best of all, can't wait to see the finals tomorrow !!!!!!!

O.O hav i forgot to do something?????? Ummm...... can't remember........
Ahh, fuck it.......

Feeling very lazy.......

2008-09-04T15:00:00.003+08:00

This week's mood : Lazy...........
Internet streamyx down, nothing to do......... (hav to blog in college PC lab)
lazy to study.......
lazy to watch TV.........
lazy to go to school......
lazy to play games..... lazy to spam veanu
lazy to sleep (????)...... lazy to be lazy...........
Lazy to blog this post ............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I know !!!!!!!!!!!! Lets write a long article and everything about lazyness !!!!!!!!!!
here we go.......

Lazyness
Lazyness is the disagreement to do something (if lying down on a bed doesn't count as something)

.....and thats all. If you want more info on lazyness, google it. i am goin for a nap ZZZZZZ.

(can someone please finish this blog post for me???? TOOOOO Lazy)

OO ya hor, next week trials............shyt .......@_@
Burp.....ZZZZZZZ

I got an ITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Itchy!!! Itchy!!! Itchy!!!!

2008-08-28T13:28:00.004+08:00

I got an itch, but that's not from my bitch......
It''s from the Tiger, which is the name of a lager,
who, ..... torture me with hives,
everytime I drink at five.......

So I say to myself, that the antihistamine (a cure for hives) is on the shelf.
Coz I will get the allergies when i drink, and i hav not much time to think
On how to survive the allergic days, without jumping down from the bay.
alright, so you say that all the antihistamine is poured down the sink,
But i still wanna drink....
you can't stop me, nothing can...
not even if you throw me into the trash can......

Why me.....Why there is this allergy to beer in me?
Why not others, who shud get the allergy genes from their fathers.
I know it itches, but I don't feel inches
after everytime i relive the pleasure
Of drink..... of course not the water from the sink,
but it's the alcohols i am talking about.....
Well, I don't deny the fact that alcohol sometimes make me lost my route..

Ok, Ok.... I know beer allergy hurts....
I (now) know allergy is not only common among nerds.....
So what??? You retard.
It felt so good, I feel like doing it
Over and over again
although it itches very bad.
But I don't feel sad,
coz I have beer to drown my sorrows. But who knows,
maybe sorrows can swim.
Beer allergies, hah, I don't give a damn...
.........
.........
So for now I have blogger's block, so I have to stop..... @_@

Howlz..........

Last week......

2008-08-23T21:29:00.004+08:00

LOL, back to skool for all the boring lectures just after passing the even more boring holidays.....miss you, my dear helliday.....

Well, here's a list of wat I did last in this whole week........

Monday

Yay, 1st day of college. Still the same old dawn routine, but lucky me it was just chem and phy in da morning and ONLY the morning. Half-day class. Didn go anywhere, same old-same old. Back home, I seriously TOLD myself to study............ @_@ but the PC is far more attractive and my sister is far more annoying (which distracts me from the annoying books).... Finally study at nighttime, but still, I read in my dreams (ZZZZZZZ).

Tuesday

LOL tday 1st class is CSP's...... Going in, but came out after 45 minutes and played ping pong for the next 1 hour 15 minutes..... Went out for Tandoori chicken and "none" (it's Naan, silly) breads wif Baboo, Way Cern and CHUBBY BOY. Decided to go back AS tomorow, but start acting like I had taken AS lectures TODAY. (I skipped PHY A2 at 2, but didn go for any AS class at that time). Say wan go study in library, but end up playing Worms (sperms). Actually went for GP (Great Porn). Back home, CSI New York killed my study interests and YET still investigates my study interest's death. Contradictheory #_#

Wednesday

Yay, 1st day of AS. Woke up at 9.30 and reach disted at 10. (Dei I missed PHY at 8). Took the phy practical trials (my resistance is 766.67 ohm, anyone out there got higher than me?). Went out for Claypot rice with the usual gang, and end up get "shot" by Veanu becoz of my poor parking skills (how I'd pass "P"?? Easy: I threatened to rape the tester's daughter). Yeah!!!! Study time in library, but end up with Worms and UNO Stacko (wif poker card instead of blocks, see weiewe's blog for more info). Missed GP purposely. Back home, migraine...... Slept the whole night (I think i 4got to do sumthing.....Answer: STUDY). Met the Moonlight Lady again (this time, she's combing her hair in front of my mirror). Yea, and i saw guan Eng ang Su Koon battling it out in saliva-coated "Tekken 4" (U ar, shoot before U see, says SuKoon to Guan Eng). LOL if anwar come, SuKoon won't stand a chance even if Badawi helped him out.......

Thursday

Thursdays are my fave LazyDayz. Skipped chem lecture at 8 becoz I got the Morning Ping-Pong Rush (MPPR, aka Majlis Perbandaran Pulau Redang). Poor Baboo, he missed chem class bcoz HE saw me playing.........(Ping Pong are weapons of mass DISTRACTIONS). Well, I compensate to that by sitting thru CKK's class for 1 hour (I "suddenly" disappeared from class for the next hour). Library again (same old, same old), but this time I became artistic...... (see veanu's blog for more info, coz that asshole stole my copyright with the reason that I was "high" at the time i draw those shit). Back home, I found out that my Swiss chocolates were eaten by my sis (Steady, Kenny.......)....@_@ therefore I hav no mood to study that night le (not bcoz of my sis, but bcoz it's LazyDayz).

Friday

Missed CKK at 8 (freakingly easy A.progression). Baboo took the phy practical trial today and his face was "quite" black when he came out (He was like "Oiiii !!!!!!!! Kenny!!!!!!! Y u didn go for practical trials la dei !!!!!!!! .......(5 seconds later) Oh Ya ho !!!!! U failed it on Wednesday leh!!!!! (note the exclamation marks)).
Later on is Phy lecture (I slept thru it) and Chem lab (I wasted the distilled water in revenge for the RM120 exam fee and for CSP lectures).
Back home, it's a friday la come on !!!!!!!!! Spammed veanu and other fellas.

Today

"I wan to study...... I wan to study...." LOL. feeling very lazy today. Went out to check my car tyres, pump in petrol (purposely w8 until tday coz oil price is lowered to Rm2.55). Slept the whole afternoon and missed dinner. I am eating dinner NOW lol (Pizza Pizza I luv U), while writing this post. Nothing special this whole week, except for this.......

@_@ sorry veanu !!!!1

Well, maybe i could start studying for trials tomorow...........

This is me...... Incognito

2008-08-21T17:25:00.003+08:00

Like a shadow on the wall

If I come or if I go

Not protected by the law

But Still... Incognito

I am capturing your soul

If U want, or If U don`t

Who I am, nobody knows

Can`t get behind...Incognito

Like a shadow on the wall

Free access around the world

Who I am, nobody knows

Eyes without face.... Incognito.

Nobody knows, nobody cares........

Just a loner on a mare.

There's nothing to do, there's nothing to care.....

Man in the mask...

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Incognito.........

Picture Of The Week

2008-08-20T18:38:00.006+08:00

I found this Y-shaped (shud i just say cock shaped) Twisties while munching on the lot.

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Does it resemble yours???

Felling Thirsty.......

2008-08-17T16:49:00.006+08:00

Yay. Saturday night. It's the time where friends go out clubbin' 2gether, lonely guys getting a cocktail or two at the quiet bar, girls shopping the whole nite thru..... and of course college studs converging to the Prom nite in lush hotels (freakin' Nazi Parties @_@).

For me, well, sat nites are for a monthly drink at a quiet bar. Yes, all alone, swinging to the tunes blaring, intoxicating urself with booze and boobs, lounging round and round.......*hic. And yet i m allergic to beers, for once i dumped in a few pints, my body will sure itch for the next few days (doctors called it hives LOL). I will feel like a porcupine's victim when i got these "hives".........

I m itching when i wrote this, and the feeling is kinda' like this PINHEAD felt when he was pierced wif needles (his' is on the head, mine is over the whole body)

Here's a list of wat will i do on Drinking Night....... list is in ascending order according to the intensity of light in the sky. (that is, from sunlight to moonlight)

1) dress myself up

This attire is not for prom nite lol (although same day). it's jus the typical formal wear for slackers (note the ugly red shirt).

I still can remember how many testicles i hav although i was down wif migraine on friday.

2) Drive there. Damn it was very jam there at Gurney (1st day of Skool holiday, no wonder). Hard to move my car (bumper to bumper), Hard to find parking, Hard to park, hard to negotiate for a lower parking fee (ROFL), BUT easy to cross the road (car actually stopped during Jams, don't they?)

And when the sun goes down, i get this empty feeling again........

3) walk into MArtini Cafe (my usual) after negotiating with Julio Iglesias (who slept wif 3000 gals in rumors, lol let me go in and get the girl 1st la please !)

Spending nobody nights, waiting the time to bring in someone right....

4) order a Tiger or White Russian (depends on the HAPPY HOUR)

Warning: Allergy stimulant in sight. Hell these things give me the HIVES......

5) look around for the newest bar in town, and stop for a chat wif the staff and patrons...

The Medusa Gold Bistro is the new fad in Gurney....live jazz bands, Olimpic Screenings (for these few weeks only) and football matches screenings, Late night happy hours....

6) Last stop : G Lounge for a chat with some old friends staying there at G hotel (most are tourists which i chatted wif at Martini last time)

Wide wine selection at G's............

7) Drive back home. Still jamming at Gurney though. Mission accomplished. Thirst quenched.

While at home, ...........

To all the girls I admired before.......

2008-08-13T22:01:00.004+08:00

This post is dedicated to, well, to all the girls who own that special place there in my heart and soul.........

I dedicate my heart and this post to the all the girls who/whom........
- I watched from afar across the floor, heart pounding, body shaking and shivering....

- walked into my world on that very fine evening, and r now someone else's wife......

- make love with me under the moon

- actually bcome more than friends with the quiet boy that sits behind the class everyday

- filled my nights with joy and fantasy

- cared for the boy stated above

- I still remember those lonely saturday nights i spent with her

- said "yes" to me when "no" made my head spin

- stole my heart

- fooled me with the tears in their eyes

- Kissed the fool in me

I'm glad they walked past my life..........
But remember this, every other kiss, that you ever give long as we both live; when you need the hand of another man, one you really can surrender with......I will wait for you, like I always do.....There's something there, that can't compare with any other............(lyrics from kissing a fool)

Let's see wat's under that burqa........

2008-08-13T12:13:00.006+08:00

Yesterday afternoon Veanu and gang (weiewe, baboo, and two other illegal immigrants who managed to stow away on our ride) invited me out for a drink or two at Gurney Plaza's Segafredo....I was not feeling SOOoo well that day (migraine tension) so i was partially drunk even b4 we ordered our alcohols...... *hic

Well we ordered 2 jugs (6 mugs) of tiger draughts as it is happy hour for that particular alcohol (well, lagers r my fave lol)..... and we dumped in our beers like water (weiewe and baboo didn touch beer at that time lol, a miracle). Having dumped in the 1st mug, my head started spinning' round like a weed on fire, thanks to migraine lol..... i actually dun wanna go for the 2nd mug, but baboo insists, and, there u go, bottoms-up ( i totally forgot i must drive babooo back later, 3 lives at stake in my car)............*hic

Thankfully in the end i was not down "high" on alcohol lol, but veanu and Raj.....haiz. Veanu starts making crap and eat it as crab (a kind of seafood). He used my cell to sent Julia an invitation for a date to saturday's nazi party under the name "weiewe"..... @_@ . The side effects it had on me: i end up chatting wif julia all nite long, missing "study" time in the process (i dun hav julia's number previously, n dat explains the chatting part)....

And after quenching our thirst, we "suddenly" bcome hungry. We decided to go Pizza the Hutt for lunch (??). Veanu drove there (his car is parked at the top floor of Gurney) and I had to walk (my car is parked in front of gurney).... And on the way i saw a group of burqa-clad ladies (or maybe gay men from arab cosplaying as women) entering McD...... that's where i started fantasising about wat's "beneath" the burqa....... Queen Rania of Jordan perhaps?? (I was drunk that time, i must admit)

You know, most arabic, jordan, and even Qatar's muslim women are a beautiful sight in the night. They are sometimes more "western-looking" than their Western counterparts. Cut away all those burqas and all those KONSERVATIVE shit and u get a Arabic woman suitable for any supermodel vacancies in magazines (cover girl, anyone?) and fashion catwalks, which are mostly monopolised by skinny aneroxides and Kate Moss.

Comparisons between the queen of two different countries

This is Queen Rania of Jordan. The Queen is also like that edi........ not to mention their supermodels (if they have)..... lol heaven

and........

This is the underpants of Queen Victoria of England currently in sale at an auction....OMG look at THAT size......

See the difference??? I was only able to curb my "enthusiasm" by dumping down (again) french fries in McD and then rushing out to Pizza the Hutt to meet veanu n weiewe (apparently we got seperated cause I got lost in the crowd and went into McD ACCIDENTALLY, but also intentionally. The accident is only for cover up).

Well, if u REALLY want to see quality gals, i recommend u to take up Islam as ur religion (easy only, jus marry a muslim girl)unless u r one now, then buy the plane ticket to Makkah or anywhere u deem arabic. Some say that they r very open in their own country, occasionally flashing bikinis on their sandy beaches (not deserts), and sumtimes in their airports lol (that's wat the plane tickets are for). But BEWARE: some burqa clad humans are actually male or gay (or both) terrorists with a penchant for cosplaying....

Are both of them females ? are you sure???

Feature Of The Week 1 - The Midnight Food Train

2008-08-11T14:58:00.004+08:00

Ok, now i m feeling more than ready to start the "Features" subpart in my Book Of Madness......
1st stop, The Midnight Food Train.

The midnight food train, or commonly known as "fridge" to humans and "frigid" to Latinos, a sub-species from the genus Homo, is a kind of non-sentient mechanical living entity discovered by humans in 1915 and later popularised and enslaved by humans during the 1920s.

your average food train in it's natural habitat.

The food train, a long-running cure for the average family guy's late-night hunger rush (hence the name midnight food train), is believed to be an offspring of back-yard wash houses (which is now extinct) and air-conditioners although General Electric denied this and took credit for their discovery of The Guardian, an ancient food train. The General's soldiers then burned down the wash-house (which explains y it is extinct now) and the air-conditioner which, both are parents to the baby food train GUARDIAN. During the next few years of destroying the only evidence about the food train's family tree, General Electric apparently spared the life of the air-con at his command post suite (??) for "some" reasons (hot weather, maybe) and the particular air-con was saved by Koreans who overran the General's base during the Korean Wars. Korean scientists then invented their own line of air-cons under the name LG and Penasonic.

Description
Although 'discovered" by General Electric in 1915, food trains were once actually wild, non-sentient creatures who roamed free in the wild. They were once a successful tribe of predators and tricksters, where they hunt by tricking animals and neanderthals to come open their large mouth by using their food-preservation skills, where while the prey is enjoying the food lodged inside the food train, it will suddenly close its mouth on them, swallowing them and freezing them to death, then slowing digesting them. The leftovers are then stored as food in their intestines to be enjoyed by the humans who enslaved them. Their glory comes to an end at the 1920s, where humans invented the handheld blowdryer (their main weakness), for the heat wave from these gun-like toys could melt the internal linings and evaporates the transparent blood of the food train in no time. Food trains all around the US was killed or subdued in the wake of the Elite Blowdryer Corps, which gathered most of the food train specimens (dead or alive) and ideas for appliance manufacturers. The food trains were subsequently brainwashed by humans to forget all their predatory past for the safety of naive consumers like you who thinks that food trains are "just your average electrical appliance". Strangely, their skills as a good food preserver still remains in their brains although being brainwashed, and y this happens we still dunno till this day.

A photoshot of a midnight food train being tortured by humans with hair dryers (18-SG content)
Note the transparent blood spill.

Some of the food trains with an IQ quotient of >200 (then y r they non-sentient?)had played dead and was thrown into the Junk Metal Jungle, with Junk Rock and Scrap Metal Bands blaring their music loudly. Scavenging 50's Asians who live in the Scrap jungle and high with influence of Junk Rock found these gems and assimilate them into the hearths of LG (or known as GoldStar at that time). And hence, most of our home uses LG food trains.

Characteristics
Typically, a modern domesticated midnight food train (in contrast to wild, natural fridges which are a dying species today) is found in hybrid form with the freezer. These "fridge/freezer units" are typically around five feet tall, and white - though some cooler variants have stainless steel coatings. They formerly have a four-set wheels for moving around, but was cut off by their human captors and replaced with quartet of rubber seals mounted on each corner on the base - giving outstanding levels of mechanical grip particularly on tiled and wooden floors. All to prevent it from escaping, I'd say. A modern fridge's demeanour is typically inanimate, but often make quiet droning noises, longing for their glorious past to return.

Some notorious midnight food trains still retain shreds of the past memories of their intense hunger and hunting skills, in which they used to trick modern teenagers that their intestines is a good place to hide during hide n seek. None of the aforementioned teens survived the encounter with the food trains. All of them are being freezed to death but due to the food train's slow digestion of prey, their body always get found b4 the food train can 'fully" retain his previous glory.

Most midnight food trains on a nightshift will also stop for a hitchhiker, all for his own desire

Need a lift, baby?... 24 hours at ur service.....Howlz....

Midnight food Trains are constantly abused not only by anyone on for a midnight snack and your mom, but also by Mag-affiti (from magnets, Macafee and graffiti) artists who covers the train's face wif magnets and those "geniuses" who open and close the fridge jus to see if the light of the fridge is still lighted when we close the fridge ( genius is genius, can see-through anything).

The Future Food Train (spoilers warning)

The Walking-Talking-Coolant for Your Food (WTCYF) (pic above), that's is wat scientists call their newest prototype of a upcoming sentient (finally) food train (looks more like a Walking-Trash-Can you follow (courtesy of CSP) to me). little info bout this new product is leaked to the public but rumors had it that it will appear in a cameo role in the Star Wars : The Clone Wars animation coming soon in cinemas. Watch out for that baby......

Noooo!!!! ONLY two days of HELLIDAY jus passed by......

2008-08-11T11:51:00.005+08:00

YeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrArrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh..............
( Note The "A" in the centre)

FINALLY the booooooring lecture break (or Hellidays) r here, and i can't w8 for them to pass by........(note: minors dun be too happy coz this week's hellidays is strictly belonging to disted A-lvl studs only)

The Cons
1) 12960 minutes of total boredom, nerddom (study break???) and ntg-to-do-dom.............ZZZZZ
2) A wide selection of house chores is IN DA HOUSE...........*help
3) the lectures "broke", but not all the junk notes and text books..............why????!!!!!!
4) stupid Old-Limp-Pigs dominating most of the average time spent by my family on TV (sobx i missed Fracture on HBO last nite)..................
5) will miss Pitch Black on star movies tomorrow nite...........howlz.
6) only two and half days of helliday hav passed by..............nooooooo.
7) forced to attend bullshitdo and play-do lessons, not to mention take-one-do............for pundits only.
8) Sean S*** still owe me money.........no lecture for me this week, no fracture for him (for this week only). Lucky fella......i will be back, w8 and see.......
9)Sean S*** got dumped by his "ex"........shud put this under the Pros category
10) Sean S*** found a "next"......... r u the one??? If u r, "congratz".
11) I found my long-lost organic chem AS notes........... nooooo mus read......
12) no ping-pong........
13) no girls to see......
14) the cons of this helliday are more than the pros......

The Pros
1) I found my long-lost organic chem AS notes............that's a good thing, rite?? (sobx)
2) yeaaaa......slacking alll day long......that's life...
3) can use Old-Limp-Pigs as excuse for not studying....... although i only watch de open and closing pepperoni only.....
4) go Martini Cafe anytime i want........ martini keep SHAKEN AND STIRRED.........
5) Sean S*** got dumped by his "ex"........ where hav i seen this familiar article? (scratch scratch)
6) still got 6 and half days to waste.......my favourite hobby, wasting time...
7) knowing the fact that Sean S*** still owe me money.......these few days veri broke, to the extent that i need to sell my wallet to get SOME money........
8) not attending this saturday's NAZI PARTY at Equatorial Penang........
9) got to force my parents to spar with me using bullshitdo and playdo techniques...... I forced them into doing this ALSO with my bullshitdo and playdo moves...... Haiyahhh
10) the cons of helliday are all FAKE

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Anyways, hav a enjoyable helliday, studs........
Be steady, don't study.

Is yesterday Anwar's birdday????

2008-08-11T11:35:00.004+08:00

Lol.....
last nite one of my nerdy fren who is "in the Matrix" (pun intended, Matrikulasi, minus the bullet time) texted me to buy a cake for Anwar (FYI, he is the de facto leader of PKR (party kommunist rakyat)). It was his 61th birdday yesterday lol.......

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Hey pls, i dun give a damn shit to his birdday la, unless yesterday is also the current PM's DOOMSDAY..........there's ntg to celebrate.......You nerd........

But anyways, HAPPY BIRDDAY Anwar.....dun let the SAiFOOL case get into ur mind when ur happiest day in ur life is in play.........

Let mi introduce myself to you---r girlfriend (unless u r one)

2008-08-10T22:33:00.003+08:00

Name - Kenny

Real name - Kenny

(alrite...) The REAL name - Geng Liang

Type - emo (yeah rite), autistic (i mean artistic, spelling error)

Sex - one week twice
(oop sorry, sex = gender = male)

D.O.B - of course breast la.....
(D.O.B = Dick Or Breast) sry date of BIRD-th is 16-12-1990

Location - Penang, Malaysia

Interested - girl-watching, bird watching (???), drinking, lazing around, eating, bullying ppl, go out early, come back late, and sometimes you......

Hate - Rules (they r monsters......), Homos, Michael jackson (??), life, and sometimes you.....

I also hate idiots who jus realised dat he's an idiot, like this one here.......

an idiot who jus realised dat he's an idiot..............

Schools/Colleges - Chung Ling '07
Disted-stamford college - now

i am a....... - pure alcohol sucker, gun freak, dolphin (I am a Gay Shark, yay).......

Howlz....... @_@

Achtung Baby !!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-10T22:11:00.001+08:00

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........................
..............................................*pant*

Finally, my 2nd blog.......(shud i say 1ST blog, in memories of my first one which last for...... 6 hours???)
Pop the beers..........Celebrate..................

And u r all INVITED to the upcoming NAZI PARTY (pun intended) on 16th AUGUST (7.00p.m to 10.60p.m) in Equatorial Hotel, Penang next saturday......... courtesy of Disted college penang.......

For those interested, ticket price is now RM60....

See u there wif a cocktail or two, punk!!!!!!!!!! @_@