Bugger

Well it was just another sunday morning.

I was lying there, slacking, putting the world behind me...... carefree..... lazing around, basking under the sun....



then my grandpa came into the picture.

He said : "Son, when i was your age, i dun have the chance to lie down and sit on there doing nothing for the whole day. I was out there, seeing the world in a very different perspective and at the same time having fun. You know the craziest things that i did in France last time was to go to the moulin rouge for a cabaret, cheer at the dancers, pick one of them up for a one night stand, getting drunk and spit at the bartender, and of course leave without paying. So son, go out there and enjoy the world while you can."



So i'd followed gramps' words and went to france for a few days. When i came back.......i looked like this.




Granpa was totally surprised. "what did you do? i thought i told you to go out to the world and find fun like never before?" he asked.

I said "well i just followed your word, gramps. i went to france, see the cabaret in moulin rouge, picked up a dancer for a one night stand, drunk, spit at the bartender then left without payingfor the food and beer. But when i started spitting on the bartender, well, i just became like this afterwards. Must be a bad beating."


Grandpa then said "you went to the moulin rouge with whom??"


"my high school friends..... who you going with, gramps??" i asked


" The SS. "





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